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Trump should insist that both candidates take a post-debate drug test
Failing in his efforts to bribe or dope people into voting for him, and falling even further behind in the battleground states, a desperate Joe Biden…
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Biden bribes and dopes youngsters into voting for someone quadruple their age and half their cognition
Joe Biden is doing poorly with Blacks, Hispanics, men (at least the ones with balls), and young people. This is unusual. Democrats have long suffered…
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Keynote Speaker
The Garfield County Republicans have invited me to be their Keynote Speaker at their annual Lincoln Day Dinner on Saturday evening, May 18, in Glenwood…
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Glenn K Beaton
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Will the terrorist sympathizers be awarded honorary PhDs?
For months, “mostly peaceful” protesters have harassed and harangued Jewish students at what used to be our best universities, all on the grounds that…
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April 2024

I’m rooting for the protesters
Enemy of my enemy, and all that...
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The Supreme Court is likely to uphold immunity for Trump
Immunity for actions in the executive branch of government is a long-standing tradition in democratic government. Police officers have typically enjoyed…
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How long before they chant “Gas the Jews”?
First, let me apologize to my Jewish readers. I realize that hearing those three words must be painful. Many of you have parents or grandparents whose…
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MTG belongs on MTV
There are some things to admire about firebrand Marjorie Taylor Greene, sometimes dubbed “MTG.” After earning a Business degree from the University of…
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The Manhattan case against Trump is a travesty
“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime” – LAVRENTIY BERIA, JOSEPH STALIN’S SECRET POLICE CHIEF The facts of the case starting this week are…
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Iran humiliates itself
After months of saber-rattling, the “death-to-Israel” crowd in Tehran (an affiliate of the “death-to-America” crowd in Dearborn) finally made good on…
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Who in the heck does the Commie Pope think they is?
Now when the radical priest come to get me released We was all on the cover of Newsweek PAUL SIMON, ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD Let’s start with…
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Send a letter urging support for Israel!
Readers of theAspenbeat: A number of concerned citizens are circulating letters to politicians urging them to stand by Israel in this perilous time. I…
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