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Why are Joe Biden’s dogs so bad?
High Attitude — How Woke Liberals Ruined Aspen
The backdoor insurrection conviction will not stand
The Harvard president’s plagiarism may also constitute copyright infringement
Which of these people is a different species?
Tyrannical trannies fall out of fashion
Excusing atrocities by Palestinians because they have dark skin is wrong and racist
Law is women’s work, and so is a lot more
We’re going extinct because guys like porn and pot more than they like women
Thank Joe Biden for pulling an egotistical Ruth Bader Ginsburg
What happened to male cheerleaders? And female ones?
Joe can’t BS his way to a second term
Deion Sanders and Taylor Swift get married, Nikola Jokic is bridesmaid
Hmm, a Christian conversion sans Christ or Jesus
Antisemitism so atrocious that even the Jews object
This Halloween, ask yourself “What am I celebrating?”
Downtown Denver has become a pus-filled sore in an overflowing post-apocalyptic outhouse
Did the Biden administration withhold intel from Israel?
Hillary wants to send you to the nuthouse
But wait, I thought walls didn’t work!
Hard-line Republicans just handed the House to the Dems
Demo-rats are jumping the Biden ship
This conservative is canceling his subscription to the Wall Street Journal
Treat Iranian hostage-takers like Barbary pirates and Palestinian terrorists: kill them
There’s so much more to Deion than neon
I dare the establishment to bring back lockdowns and mask mandates
If you strive for “work-life balance” you’ll fail at both
You loot, we shoot” is Americans’ answer to the left’s plot to enslave them
Imagine Joe Biden’s grating takes on great tragedies
“Identity politics” is a euphemism for tribalism
That the money went to family members is not a defense to a bribery charge
“I cheated the bribers” is not a sound defense to a bribery charge
Congratulations to Joe Biden on today’s birth of his four-year-old granddaughter!
Hunter’s lawyers and the prosecutor just got caught with their pants down
Diversity czars are getting the ax
Will Justice Jackson be woman enough to admit and correct her arithmetic mistake?
Independence Day and Thanksgiving define America
Fewer racial minorities in college will help racial minorities
It’s time for today’s Democrats to do what 1974’s Republicans did
Why can a nine-year-old boy consent to having his penis filleted but not fellated?
Creative destruction – LA and Boston are overtaken by Miami and Denver
Biden lost the debt negotiations
I identify as infallible, and I expect you to agree
Chad Klinger: A virtue-signaling dystopia? How ‘Mr. Aspen’ sees Aspen
Dobbs was probably leaked by Sotomayor
Americans are not working, nor is their collapsing culture
Advance Praise for “High Attitude — How Woke Liberals Ruined Aspen”
“The Fall of the FBI” takes James Comey to task, and more
Smokey and the Bandit and the Manhattan DA
Women’s basketball has come a long way, baby
The real men in Nashville were wearing blue uniforms
Dems will infiltrate Trump street protests to turn them violent
It looks like Joe Biden committed tax fraud
Are you missing the Hare Krishna yet?
Should Trump’s lawyers be punished for advocating their client’s position?
We need a state constitutional amendment limiting the power of teachers’ unions
Dilbert is dead – killed by his creator