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Rusty Staff's avatar

Glenn Beaton, from a fellow Coloradan, you are f'in brilliant....Thanks for distilling this all down to a few very comprehensible paragraphs. Now, if I can only get my liberal 'friends' to read it....

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tps's avatar

With respect, we all know this. You should be pressing to know WHO wrote the bill.

WHO wrote this monstrosity? Stick a mike in every GOP face and ask whether they read this M-F***er. It includes not counting "noncontiguous" country aliens, i.e., Illegal aliens who come from countries south of Mexico are not counted in the initial 5,000. Who put THAT in? So 1,000,000+ a month could come in from south of Mexico, and it does not trigger enforcement. Huh.

WHO wrote the bill?

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Bitter Klinger's avatar

That IS the question. I never took James Lankford for a creep, crook, or fool (stupid enough to think that he could sell this), but lo and behold! Who are the others?

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tps's avatar

Mostly all of them. We have maybe what, half a dozen who are not bought, sold, and laundering money for generational wealth and power?

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Dutchmn007's avatar

Good question. Sen Lankford however deserves the Mother of all wedgies.

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Philip from GA's avatar

Spot on analysis Glenn. Joe Biden is an expensive, short-sighted, and dangerous carny show.

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Rick Reiss's avatar

Joe Biden’s very own offspring have struggled and struggled with addiction. This has been quite evident with Hunter’s all too public “laptop from hell” and Ashley’s “stolen” diary. The Biden kids’ addiction struggles and merry-go-round rehab stints clearly show just how hard it can be to overcome addictions, whether it’s drugs, alcohol, sex, or … all of the above.

Reformed addicts tend to live delicate and tenuous lives … relapse is always a possibility and serves as a real stalking horse.

With fentanyl now flooding our country because of Joe Biden’s open borders (conveniently now blamed on Super Duper Mega MAGA Republicans) it would be a pity if any of the Biden offspring were to relapse and overdose on this deadly fentanyl.

Yet Dementia Joe’s open borders are allowing his chickens a very easy route to come home to roost.

Karma can be a real bitch … let’s just hope that for the Biden children’s sakes that a new and much different U.S. President one year from now will declare a national emergency and shut down our southern border until order can be restored.

G’day to all …

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Philip from GA's avatar

The media industrial complex will make sure that this 'much different U.S. President one year from now' will be categorized as a demon from the depths of hell...and a RACIST!

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Philip from GA's avatar

And the intellectually lazy among us will believe this lie.

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tps's avatar

I think this border bill is a good thing for America. Just like Trump who I did not originally support, turned out to be a good thing for the country because all the masks slipped and we saw who was behind them.

Once you see the gears and the machinery you can never unsee it. This Border Sham Is waking up hundreds of thousands of people across the country. It is necessary.

Now, WHO WROTE THE BILL? Name every person and organization who has so much as a freaking comma in that bill.

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Philip from GA's avatar

This is in my today's email:

An Immigration Crisis Beyond Imagining

By Todd Bensman

Center for Immigration Studies

"The following is adapted from a talk delivered on January 22, 2024, at the Allan P. Kirby, Jr. Center for Constitutional Studies and Citizenship on Hillsdale’s Washington, D.C., campus, as part of the AWC Family Foundation Lecture Series...

https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/an-immigration-crisis-beyond-imagining/?utm_campaign=imprimis&utm_medium=email&_hsmi=293048261&_hsenc=p2ANqtz-_0g5uQJweqBO8oM0dyKmhwBYqU7ZGU_Je4LftvOUH3cDZmA2AzZsCfZ2xdIsRGcdFeaGRQLGLVvQIVE2v63GzWbofI1w&utm_content=jan24&utm_source=housefile

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Jeff Keener's avatar

Good column! Biden's performance has been poor and his results are atrocious. Why pass a law that gives Biden an out, whenever it suits him?

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Richard Baker's avatar

"Joe Biden is a cheap carny show" which does a great disservice to carny shows. Since he is, generously, cognitively challenged, it's the people in his destructive "administration" who are driving the lunacy masquerading as policy.

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tps's avatar

Supported or wrote this? Lamp post, hemp.

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TruthInDuluth's avatar

Well, at least gas is coming down, must be an election year

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Adler Pfingsten's avatar

Amnesty n. the state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish

Ambrose Bierce Devil’s Dictionary

You are witnessing the Cloward and Piven strategy coming to fruition but there is a common sense solution.

Not secession but rather CommonSenseCession beginning with 30-31 states controlled by Republicans creating an informal alliance to stand together and nullify unconstitutional neo-Marxist fascist mandates while at the same time passing common sense legislation such as barring men from women’s sports.

Do a search for ‘Adler von Pfingsten Pamphlets’ and you will find Pamphlet No.6 CommonSenseCession and Pamphlet No.7 Kate Steinle IMRA (Illegal Migrant Registration Act) with the details.

Imagine congress chartering the Migrant Conditional Admission Bank illegals would be required to use; a bank that would issue “ATM” cards with biometric identification that would replace SS cards green cards and work permits...connected via camera capable ATM machines for direct communication with the INS among many other uses. Bank of America services 60 million customers i.e. for the first time there would be an accurate count of illegals.

Most importantly, the conditions for admission to work would end birthright citizenship and subject any illegal caught without the card to summary deportation.

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GREG BROWN's avatar

The entire federal register should be extensively culled, revised and simplified

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